In this game we invite you to send in new definitions for words which simply don’t sound like what they ought to mean.
To give you an idea of what we mean here are a few examples:
An unpleasant pub
A book you can burn
To purchase a ball
Termination of childcare
A very young gangster
Someone who only eats common people
A short amount of exercise
Roman for four
Fear of canal holidays
Bonus: Points if you can involve bridge terminology in any way!